December 2010
10 posts
DPS.
so everyday when i drive home from work, i pass by the DPS. as many of you should know, they provide those practicing poles for parallel parking. i find it quite humorous that at 10:00p.m and sometimes even later that people are out there practicing and failing to parallel park. they find these ridiculous ways to knock the poles over. and those failed attempts at driving make the drive home just...
parent/friends lottery
i definitely won.
my friends. what can i say about my friends. only that they’re the BEST. the BEST kinda friends that people need and want.
REAL friends, none of that horseshit. real friends who tell it like it is. friends who are there just to listen to my bullshit stories. friends who don’t judge. friends who understand. the ones you can get thug nasty with one night, and the...
the end.
what am i suppose to do now? i’m at a fork. i can go left and leave it alone. or i could go right, and face it. either way, i’m still a failure.
elderly man.
thank you for your kindness. you shall be rewarded in heaven some day, and if not heaven maybe some elderly woman.
brats.
i do not condone child abuse. but sometimes those little fuckers be begging for an ass whooping.